The Weasel League of America and Nathan Deal

[ To be released @ 1:00 PM EDST 10/31/10]
  The Weasel League of America wishes to inform The Newspaper Guild of America in the strongest possible terms that we are in no way affiliated with or a part of Nathan Deal's campaign for Governor of Georgia.
 The recent defamatory associations of our organization with the aforementioned candidacy is a scurrilous attempt to give the impression that Mr. Deal is related to our mission.
 The use of certain appellations applied to Mr. Deal by journalists associated with the NGA will not be tolerated in the future.
 These include, but are not limited to;  weaselly, weasel like, sneaky, cunning.
 We wish it to be known that Mr. Deal is not a member of this organization, now, or in the past. Our standards of conduct are of a much higher ethical and  moral standard. Nathan Deal would not make it up the first step of our club,  Stoats and Martins.
Our solicitors at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe will be ever vigilant for any trespass of our reputation.